Post by mercury on Sept 21, 2008 6:34:04 GMT 10
> Home Remedies
> From John Popper
>
> Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
>
> 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a
> cup of boiling water down
> your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly
> remove itself.
>
> 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by
> getting someone else to
> hold the vegetables while you chop.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the ladies about lifting the
> toilet seat by using the
> sink.
>
> 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
> yourself and bleed for a few
> minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your
> arteries. Remember to use a
> timer.
>
> 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock
> will prevent you from
> rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit
> the snooze button.
>
> 6. IF you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
> laxatives. Then you'll be
> afraid to cough.
>
> 7. You only need two tools in life, WD-40 and duct
> tape. If it doesn't move
> and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move
> and it does, use the duct
> tape.
>
> 8. Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to
> know them.
>
> 9. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an
> electrical problem.
>
